This was a guild application from last April. It is such an interesting applicant that I thought I would copy/paste it here for everyone to see.
Feraphaliakinselukishot's Guild Application
Status: Accepted by Delphelia |
Submitted On: Apr 13, 2010 @ 02:08PM
Melee Priest! Swoosh goes the spell power staff
Race and Class
Night Elf Warrior
Mom Give Me a Sec, I'm Raiding!
Ok, so, once, when I was sweating cool out of my pores, my mates were all qq about their girlfriends dads threatening to pwn their schlongs, and i yelled haxzors!!1!!!1 Right. Then, diddly dong we all snuck into the female dorm of the local university. Yeah, I know GIRL = guys in real life, but they were so convincing looking. Anyway we raided their panty drawers! This was when i wa syoung and immature, like last week or something, but for nastalgia i still got me some cool pink ones! Huzzah! And, and, and, and (gasping for breath) I mighta grabbed them from the hamper cause they have a righteous odear to them! Loving it! That's right, an Oh Dear! these kinda reek. But i don't qq, so bite me!
Level / Spec (please include Offspec)
Raid Lead spec. I don't have an off spec. Deal!
What is it that attracted you to this guild?
All right, lemme breakl this down for yas. The other day i was pwning my way as raid lead through heroic UK (ftw!) and there was this oh so sexy tank, named yukiyuki. A real chick in rl, yo so sexy! Drenei! Got to get me some of that!
What do you think you will add to our group as a player?
"What DON'T you think you will add to our group as a player?" ^^Fixt!
Oh snap! Addition, like math? Ummmmmhhhhh.. Multiple choice? I like multiple choice better. Can I get an Amen on that?!
Apr 13, 2010 @ 02:52PM
Well, his credentials seem pretty down to earth, and his l33tspeak is right on par with what we are looking for. I think this guy sounds like a true leader! And with him being raid lead spec and all...How can be possibly go wrong!?
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