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#2682993 Jun 01, 2010 at 10:35 AM
95 Posts
This was a guild application from last April. It is such an interesting applicant that I thought I would copy/paste it here for everyone to see.


Feraphaliakinselukishot's Guild Application
Status: Accepted by Delphelia |
Submitted On: Apr 13, 2010 @ 02:08PM

Your Name


Main Character
Melee Priest! Swoosh goes the spell power staff

Race and Class
Night Elf Warrior

Previous Guilds:
Mom Give Me a Sec, I'm Raiding!

Raid Experience:
Ok, so, once, when I was sweating cool out of my pores, my mates were all qq about their girlfriends dads threatening to pwn their schlongs, and i yelled haxzors!!1!!!1 Right. Then, diddly dong we all snuck into the female dorm of the local university. Yeah, I know GIRL = guys in real life, but they were so convincing looking. Anyway we raided their panty drawers! This was when i wa syoung and immature, like last week or something, but for nastalgia i still got me some cool pink ones! Huzzah! And, and, and, and (gasping for breath) I mighta grabbed them from the hamper cause they have a righteous odear to them! Loving it! That's right, an Oh Dear! these kinda reek. But i don't qq, so bite me!

Level / Spec (please include Offspec)
Raid Lead spec. I don't have an off spec. Deal!

What is it that attracted you to this guild?
All right, lemme breakl this down for yas. The other day i was pwning my way as raid lead through heroic UK (ftw!) and there was this oh so sexy tank, named yukiyuki. A real chick in rl, yo so sexy! Drenei! Got to get me some of that!

What do you think you will add to our group as a player?
"What DON'T you think you will add to our group as a player?" ^^Fixt!

Additional Information
Oh snap! Addition, like math? Ummmmmhhhhh.. Multiple choice? I like multiple choice better. Can I get an Amen on that?!


1 Comment
Apr 13, 2010 @ 02:52PM

Well, his credentials seem pretty down to earth, and his l33tspeak is right on par with what we are looking for. I think this guy sounds like a true leader! And with him being raid lead spec and all...How can be possibly go wrong!?
He's in.
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#2683481 Jun 01, 2010 at 12:11 PM
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ROFLMAO! I remember this....seriously the funniest application ever read.... :P

#2696229 Jun 04, 2010 at 01:43 AM
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#2702587 Jun 05, 2010 at 12:17 PM
128 Posts
That's awesome sauce, lol!
#6828629 Oct 10, 2012 at 05:26 PM
97 Posts
Who misses Selvera? I know I do... *:|:*(

#6832046 Oct 11, 2012 at 12:58 PM
23 Posts
Yeah i miss Selvera as well
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